I’ve got a great fraternity of other bald dudes (and dudettes): Chris Daughtry, Marc Francis, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Andre Agassi, Homer Simpson, Jason Statham, Michael Jordan, Al Huffman, Sean Connery, Van Diesel, Britney Spears, Elmer Fudd, Dr. Phil, Stone Cold Steve Austin … ‘nuf said!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE not having to pay for hair cuts.
I never ever have to think about packing a hair dryer on trips.
I can use soap on my head as well as the rest of my body – no need to switch from one bottle to another.
The testosterone that I have left at 52 years of age does not have to be channeled towards keeping hair on my head.
It may give me yet one more thing that I will have in common with my sons and son-in-law.
I get my head rubbed by random people (seriously, this happens!).
And my favorite…
It will give me a conversation starter with Elisha the prophet when I meet him in heaven: Elisha went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys. (2 Kings 2:23-24)
The only down side I can see to being bald is that I get colder quicker. There’s no insulation so to speak. But even with that it just gives me a good excuse to wear a cool looking hat. So I’m embracing baldness and highly recommend it to those of you who were not “chosen” to be hairless. As someone once said, “God only made so many perfect heads, the rest He covered with hair!”